Craig is married to my niece Denise (Fitzpatrick) Fortune. and together, they have managed to produce and raise two very fine kiddies – Tom and Josie. (Be sure to take note that neither of the children’s names is “Cookie”. That must have taken a lot of restraint.}
Craig is so undercover, that even Octo-woman has never met him. She thinks it’s terribly exciting to have a mystery man in her Roladex.
I would tell you all about him but — except for the fact that he’s a bedside computer expert, he has a knockout-beautiful wife, they live in Wisconsin, he’s the father of two engaging and promising children, —- the information is Classified.
Of course, the one thing everybody who knows anything knows – is that under cover of darkness, he’s a dancin’ man.
Check it out. However, should you fail to do so, this media will self-destruct in ten years.
Happy Birthday, Craig.