Multiple choice question (choose one): what is the very most important thing you should be do today and everyday till August 11th?
1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Ingest some food.
3. Breathe regularly.
4. Vote for my “Grandmother Dearest” essay by clicking HERE.
I won’t tell you the answer, but I know you’ll get it right. I have every confidence in you.
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.”
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived at the counter with a six-pack of beer. “We use beer for washing our hair”, the nun announced. “Back at our convent, we call it Catholic Shampoo”.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
Then he looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house”.
Thank you, Sisters, and thanks for the giggles, Linda!