Octo-woman is posting this craigslist ad tonight but feels it’s only fair to give you a first chance before the crowds snap these up.
Posting to craigslist 4/27/2011
WEEDS FOR SALE * * * * EVERYTHING MUST GO
The entire weed collection in this Laurelhurst neighborhood yard will be available for sale from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. tomorrow, or until inventory is depleted. All products will be sold on a self-service basis so bring your own well-identified digging tools and wheelbarrow.
You may choose from the homeowner’s prize collection of dandelions, chickweed, crabgrass, mugwort, horsetail, and many other fine specimens. Every weed is guaranteed to grow and comes with a 25 year warranty against loss due to drought, earthquake, monsoons, Round-up, hurricane, flood, or the apocalypse.
All weeds will be reasonably priced and will be available on a first-come first-served basis. While extracting the weeds, all care must be taken not to step on or injure the other non-weed plants, as there will be a severe penalty for such destruction.
Don’t respond if you’re allergic to poison oak infestation or hostile raccoons.