233. Gardening Opportunity

Octo-woman is posting this craigslist ad tonight but feels it’s only fair to give you a first chance before the crowds snap these up.

Posting to craigslist 4/27/2011



The entire weed collection in this Laurelhurst neighborhood yard will be available for sale from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. tomorrow, or until inventory is depleted. All products will be sold on a self-service basis so bring your own well-identified digging tools and wheelbarrow.

You may choose from the homeowner’s prize collection of dandelions, chickweed, crabgrass, mugwort, horsetail, and many other fine specimens.  Every weed is guaranteed to grow and comes with a 25 year warranty against loss due to drought, earthquake, monsoons, Round-up, hurricane, flood, or the apocalypse.

All weeds will be reasonably priced and will be available on a first-come first-served basis. While extracting the weeds, all care must be taken not to step on or injure the other non-weed plants, as there will be a severe penalty for such destruction.      

Don’t respond if you’re allergic to poison oak infestation or hostile raccoons.


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3 Responses to 233. Gardening Opportunity

  1. Elizabeth says:

    Hostile raccoons, huh? Sounds like fun!

  2. Rene' Melchior says:

    Dandilions…HMMM got that, Chick=aweed,….HMMMM , got that, Racoons, Hmmmmm got that,. Are you sure that your not describing my lawn. No, we have voles also. We are a little wet today though, just got snochered with storm since 2:30 in the morn. Hey if you come to my yard you don’t have to worry about desturbing any of the good stuff, we don’t have any good stuff. LOL

  3. Colleen says:

    I should come by this weekend and do some more weeding! I’ll call you tomorrow and see if you’re still in stock, ha ha.

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