89. You Can’t Do This

Well, I did it.  Exercised today. I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.  Just kidding. It happens that I actually am in shape.  Like I keep telling you, round is a shape.

The exercise experts keep saying there’s lots of things we can get our bodies to do.  The ones listed below aren’t among them.

Things you can’t make your body do:

1.  You can’t touch your elbow with your nose.

2.  You can’t sneeze with your eyes open.

3.  You can’t tickle yourself.

and finally . . .

4.  While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.  While doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand.  YOUR FOOT WILL CHANGE DIRECTiON AGAINST YOUR WILL.  Try it again.  And again.

Okay, now give up, and get back to work.  Hup, two, three, four.


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5 Responses to 89. You Can’t Do This

  1. Linda Atkinson says:

    Hahahahahahaha!

    Love your writing, young lady!

    Nite!

    xoxoxo Linda

  2. Josie says:

    I believe it is possible to tickle yourself.

  3. Linda Lewis says:

    I always try that clockwise foot thingy with the number 6 in the air and always get a good chuckle!!

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